I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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