Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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