I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Randomize
