I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize