So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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