it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
