He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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