He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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