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You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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