I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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