But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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