found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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