The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is wine microwaveable?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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