I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
So squirting runs in the family.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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