I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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