Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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