Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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