Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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