..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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