Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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