I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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