where am i from again
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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