We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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