Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
