is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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