I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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