It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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