your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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