That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Help. Why am I so naked?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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