she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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