there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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