how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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