no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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