But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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