Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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