...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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