Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I party with great urgency now.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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