So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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