Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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