susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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