Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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