she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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