VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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