So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Randomize
