i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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