Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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