Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Small penises have feelings too.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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