Don't you send me to vm
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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