Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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