Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
BRING THE BAGELS
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
