What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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