ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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